Funny..

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?